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ANISH

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: 
dark complexion,6" at height,corpulent(or rather elephantine)
best feature:eyes

NATURE:
extrovert,sumtymes supercilious,fascinated by girl easily......beleves in a lavish lyfstyle....and quite a garrulous person.

JAB WE MET: 
i first saw him in school bus,probably wen we were in 9th standard.....his 1st impression on me was abominable....i thot him to extremely arrogant and egoist(also i considered dat he also hates me)....
 
dis opinion or impression was carried by both of us for d next 2 years....den in 11th standard,our bus seats came alongside,also,we were both enrolled in d same section.....i dint felt happy abt d bus seat and always tried to change moi seat wid dat of sum else....
but dis actually marked d beginning of our frndship.....we started talkin to each otha.....and moi opinion for him started changing gradually......den i realised dat he is a soft hearted guy contrasting to his outer appearance.....
in 12th class came d worst phase of his lyf wen he got hold of ARTHRITIS......he was on bed for arnd 4-5 months.....wen his condition improved we started going to accnts tuition......dis was d tym wen our frndship got stronger......we started hanging out,eating all dose junk foods and ofcourse studying a bit.....
i tel u wat(not a sort of blame),but he is d person who made me SMOKE,DRINK,EAT OMLETTE for d 1st tym in moi lyf......so basically u can say dat he is d man behind all dose bad habits of mine....lol.....
for ANISH i can say dat althogh he carries a lot of attitude but he is an absolute sw8heart....
ANISH and me r very different persons.....ANISH has always respected girls more dan any1 else and i hav always acted as a typical boys school passed out guy who can never respect girls(ouside his home....lol,i hav changed a bit though)......   
i must tell u 2 of d most intersting incidents(or rather accidents),dat tuk place wen we were together.....first,we frnds went to nahargarh so we tuk digital camera wid us(of anish) and we lost it dere....and second 1 was wen we both were searching for a resort where we cud celebrate d bday of his love interest(on bike).....and his mobile fell out of moi hands on d way sumwhere.....we lost it 2......and in both d cases as ANISH said dat he cant tell it at his home,all d frnds arranged for money to get d same model of camera and mobile so dat he survives....
at 1 tym we both liked(or rather loved) d same girl.....but it never affected our frndship....we both respected each other's feelings and supported each otha even in dis case.....strange na.....
he is a very shy kind of a guy in front of girls....he cant argue much in front of dem....ANISH is often criticised for being  2 crazy for girls.....he has allegedly told a lot of lies bcoz of dem....
i 2 agree wid dese allegations to an extent.....yes he is crazy for girls(he falls in love wid girls more often dan not and more dan anybody else) and yes he speaks lies.......but he is so crazy bcoz he is passed out of a boys school(might sound stupid,but it is d reason) and he spoked lies as he was told to lie by dose bloody girls only.....
often it is said dat he follows moi orders,but it isnt so,he always do wat he wants to do(mayb he consults me or sum1 else for dat matter)......koi kisi ke orders nahi maanta yaar(except 1...hahaha)....
i just want to say dat he needs to work on his attitude(in case of girls),and get serious abt his studies as he is intelligent but he is 2 complacent and lethargic....
i trust him lyk anythin,we hav shared a gr8 bond and hope it goes on til d end........
love ya ANISH.......

 joke:
Frying Eggs
The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling...

"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

The wife was very upset, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replied, "This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving and you sit next to me..."

 

quote:
"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
walter winchell

AAKASH

PHYSICAL APPERANCE:
fair complexion,baby faced,5 9" at height and very skinny........
best feature:hair
moi overall rating:7/10

NATURE:
he is a very down to earth,simple kind of a guy.....an extrovert,doesnt believe in showoffs....soft spoken(unless in anger where he gets a bit offensive and crazy).....always ready to help and quite gregarious....

JAB WE MET:
I first met him wen we were in class 12th at maths tuition.....we started talking and became frnds in quick time......

by d end of class 12th we became very gud frnds........den came d most amazing and cherishable tym of his lyf(do i need to say wat was it)......as many gud frndships turn into love,d same worked for him.....he got linked to a person who was(or rather is) considered to b 1 of d very fine souls.....i never felt and i dont think i wil ever feel d same enthusiasm and ectasy for any relation in moi lyf.....
it was moi dream to c dat relation going to d ultimate leva... ..but due to sum unfortunate things it dint survive long.....and i think dat althogh dat relation came to its culmination quite a tym ago......he still has got feelings fo her(hai na lucky)....
iske age bola to pitunga....
yaar we hav shared many unforgettable moments......lucky ki bday par daru pike dance karna(ulti karna),raj chidiya dhaba se daru pike aur khana khake bhaag aana(bina paise diye),mount abu me room me sote rehna aur raat ko uth ke lucky ko bolna ki ghoomne nahi chlna kya,raat ko 100 baar mana karne ke baad bhi daru pine ke liye chalna(even if he wudnt drink)......d recent example is of yesterday only....
and i tell u wat,most of d tymes wen dese types of incidents tuk place we 3(LUCKY,ME and AAKASH)....were dere and he always play d role of d person who refuses to do such things and neva planned dese sort of things but always played a part in all.....such a sw8heart he is.....
weneva we r short of money he is d person who is approached(as d money once taken need not b returned....lol)....
thoda jaldi influence ho jata hai(especially wid girls) which led to differences a tym or 2....but werent so big and ugly dat would affect d bond we share in any possible manner.......
wasnt sincere abt his studies,but has improved on dis aspect 2 lately......also, did became a bit aggressive and hard-spoken sumtym ago,but wen was told abt dis,he immediately regained his original touch....
i would just lyk to say dat he just needs to get hold of his priorities,b a liitle more expressive,a bit more devoted to his career and rest all is fantastic.....
i consider him to b a BACHCHA and wil always remain d same fo me.......he isnt matured enogh but his immaturity turns out to b his best quality.......
a fantastic human being and a gr8 soul:AAKASH a.k.a LITTLU.....


joke:
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" 

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "WITCH!!" 

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
 

quote:
"A friend is sumone who is there for you when he'd rather be sonewhere else"
len weinthe world






FRIENDS.....!!!!!!!

guys i hav been thinking frm past many days dat d main reason for me starting dis blog was 2 say wat i feel abt sumthin and also to write all dose things which i cant speak....
i think i hav been expressing moi views more dan often but i havent paid attention towards moi 2nd goal.....
i havent earned anythin substantial in moi lyf otha dan moi frnds,also dey r d ones who encourage me to write dis blog,so y not write sumthin abt dem......not dat dey hav demanded for it,i just thot dat dis is d best possible way to say all dose things which i dint and cant say to dem in person,dis was 1 of d main reasons for startin dis blog...
i m a kind of person who doesnt trust people easlily,it takes me sumtym to open up and let d otha person know abt me.....so if anybody enters into moi frnd circle he is hard earned for me and wil b dere all through moi lyf(frm moi side)....
i hav got a whole lot of frnds.....dey hav all been gud to me,all hav helped and supported me wen needed and hav been a source of inspiration and energy for me.....
i cant write on everybody so i hav decided dat for d next 7 days i wil b writing abt 7 of moi most dearest and closest frnds.......
but dis doesnt mean dat d otha aint important and dear to me,its just dat dese r ones who r just a step ahead of dem on moi chart....
d sequence wil b as follows(wil try moi leva best to stick on to it):
1)aakash
2)anish
3)mitul
4)lucky
5)kittu
6)siddhant
7)chunky 
due to sum reasons i dont write for a day or two,please dont mind.....
also i m free to add any otha person on to d list(as i want to add 1 or 2).....and if u find sumthin which u dont feel shud b dere,it wud b edited asap.....
i amnt writing dis to offend any1,dis is moi tribute and thanks to all dose people who hav given me such respect and love..... 
keep an eye on d quotes......
cheerz....!!!!!!!!
love ya all....


joke:
Apples
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. 

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. 

A child had written a note, "Take all You want. God is watching the apples!"


quote:
"Each friend represents a world in us,a world possibly not born until dey arrive,and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born"
anals nin

 


PUBLICITY....!!!!!!!

hey guys....
in last few days we saw 3 stories of VIP's being discriminated or rather harassed(as dey say).....
first it was our former president and renowned scientist shree A..P.J ABDUL KALAM,it was said dat he was stopped for a full security check by an american airline and dat 2 in INDIA.....
second was EMRAAN HASHMI,he said dat he was denied a flat in a posh location in mumbai just for d reason dat he is a muslim.... 
and last week,we all saw SRK making a huge hullabaloo of being forestalled at an US airport......
starting frm d first 1,abdul kalam dint said dis,neither did he call d media nor did he made any public statement regarding dis,so it cant b seen as a publicity gimic(if anybody thot so)....
i agree dat it was an incorrect gesture from d airline,but i dont really c it being raised to such heights or rather being raised in d parliament......my frnds saw dis as fair frm d airline,its deir perception to it,dey r right in thinking so as every normal person is subjected to such a procedure....but i dont agree,i c it as,wen an MLA or a normal filmstar gets a VIP treatment y shudnt it b given to such an esteemed personality.......come on yaar,he is D EX-PRESIDENT of INDIA,dont he deserve to b treated as a special person.....
now imagine,george bush or bill clinton facing d same procedure.....wudnt america object to dis.....also it was done in our country,if it wud hav been done outside,1 cud hav argues dat it happened bcoz of d stringent laws of dat country but we know dat in INDIA how a vip is treated....
2nd case was dat of EMRAAN HASHMI,i c it simply as a publicity gimic mayb bcoz he had mahesh bhatt wid him,i agree to d fact dat 1 can b denied a flat bcoz of religion or caste,atleast in INDIA,but i dont get wat was d intention of emraan hashmi in saying so calling all d media....we all know dat dis happens in INDIA,we all know dat nothin can b done regarding dis,we all know dat he wasnt in d limelight frm past many days(lol)......so wat was he tryin to do....later we came to know dat it was a misunderstanding between d 2 parties and was sorted out but emraan dint got d flat as d person dint wanted to sell it......bas finish....
SRK drama was even betta,i amnt sayin dat it was all framed,but was avoidable.....now u wud say dat i tuk side of abdul kalam in d same sort of case....come on yaar he is D ABDUL KALAM,a national hero.....d otha diff is dat d first 1 was done in india while srk was in america(we cant really comment on deir security arrangements).....and third reason being dat abdul kalam dint publicised dat....
it was due to a falt in d server dat SRK was taken into inspection.....but kya karein,BHARAT ki aadat ho gayi hai na.....
sum people think dat it was done by SRK to promote his cumin movie "my name is khan",which is based on d same subject,muslim discrimination,he might hav been making d public relate to d subject......
SALMAN rightly quoted dat,"bcoz of dese security arrangements only america hasnt faced any terrorist attacks post 9/11",he also said dat it isnt a big issue as it is done everytym.....
chhado bade logon di baatein....
feelin very excited as i scored 108 marks in d first PRAC-CAT(cat-08 me aati to IIM se call aati).......percentile isnt declared till now....but i think it shud b atleast 97.5......
CAT me bhi itni hi aa jaye bas.....



joke:
Texas...
A recently retired Nebraska farmer went to Dallas for the first vacation he had taken in his entire working life. He checked into a downtown hotel, but when he got to his room he immediately called the front desk. 

The farmer said, "This here bed kin sleep the whole Cornhuskers football team! I only wanted a regular-sized bed." 

The clerk responded, "That is a regular size bed, sir. You have to remember that everything's big in Texas!" 

The farmer went to the hotel's bar and ordered a draught beer. When he was served, he said to the bartender, "This is as big as a milkin' pitcher. I only asked for a glass of beer!" 

The bartender answered, "That is a glass of beer, sir. You have to remember that everything's big in Texas!" 

When the waiter in the hotel's dining room brought out the steak the farmer ordered for dinner, the farmer exclaimed, "That steak's as big as my thigh, the baked potato's bigger 'n a watermelon, and this corn-on-a-cob's as big as a baseball bat! Where'd this come from?" 

The waiter replied, "It's all local, sir. You have to remember that everything's big in Texas!" 

When the waiter asked the farmer if he wanted to see the dessert menu, the farmer said he might be able to squeeze something in, but after consuming all that food and drink he needed to use the restroom first. 

The waiter directed him to go down the hall to the first door on the right. 

By this time, the farmer was quite inebriated and mistakenly went through the first door on the left. He walked across the tiled floor and fell into the swimming pool. When the farmer came sputtering to the surface, he yelled out, "For gawd's sakes, please don't flush!" 
 

quote:
Any publicity is good publicity. 
 

starving atheist...!!!!!!!

yaar i had to hear frm moi dad all d day(prvachan)....d reason was it was GANESH CHATURTHI,i woke up at 11 in d morning,slept again at 12,got up at 2:30 and while i was eating food moi dad came home frm sumwhere and started showering his verbal blossoms on me....
first of all i got up late,den i didnt had bath and most importantly dint worship lord ganesha......
and u know wat,even after listening to all dat i kept on eating food,dint tuk bath and ofcourse dint worship...d reason for it is dat i dint felt lyk doing those things....yaar i m an atheist,i dont want to show dis to moi family as dey would not feel gud abt it and wil try coalesce me into it or rather give me lessons to make me belev abt d existence of god,which i cant....
i always try and do pooja at occasions to keep moi family happy,i know d fact dat i dont belev in all dat,but still i do.....but yesterday i realised dat i shall not act in a way dat moi heart doesnt approve of,dat wud b an insult and an act of disrespect to d almighty(if he is) and all its beleivers.....
d otha thing i noticed was dat,though moi dad was sayin all dose things,he wasnt coalescing me into it,i think he realised dat i m not for it,so for d sake of giving a try,he said dat.....dis gave me d courage and oppurtunity to do wat i had been feelin for last many yrs..... 
2-3 days ago,a frnd of mine wrote a blog questioning d existence of god(nice 1).....d topic was in moi mind 2....but wil try to write on it sum otha day.....
in moi last post i said dat we frnds wud b goin to pinkpearl d next day....and we did finally.....
we had a gr8 tym out dere....frnds ke saath to every outing turns out to b fantastic.....paisa wasool.....
pink pearl had d plan to starve us of hunger,3 of us dint had swimming costumes.....so we were suppose to get dem frm pinkpearl....
d rent for only Rs.20 but dey kept Rs.100 as security for it.....also d locker for which rent was Rs.20,d security was 100....
so all d money we had wid us got stuck in dat security.....so we had no money to spend inside....
also,a kids school came for a picnic dere....so for lunch dey were being given 'chole bhature'(moi fav).....but i tel u wat,'chole bhature' never seemed so tempting...we were so hungry and dose bloody kids were eating it in front of us......and after dat dey were given ice-cream....i never missed school so much,i remembr wen we were taken to pinkpearl on picnic,we were given 'chole bhature',supplemented by an ice-cream and a cold-drink.....
but mom-made 'aloo ke pharanthe' helped us bhooke people a bit.....and as were returned d security money while returning,we ate at a dhaba(ye mat poochna kitna).....
so wen u next plan to go to pinkpearl keep d following things in mind:
a)take atleast 350 bugs for entrance and costume/locker wid u and if u wish to eat inside,take sum extra money....
b)no one checks ur bags,pocket etc. while goin inside,so take wahtever u want to,whther it b food,cigarette,alcohol or bomb(lol)...
c)b ready for gettin tired to d extent dat u wont b able to do anythin for d next 12-24 hrs....now u know d reason behind me getting up late...... ..
also hav done sumthin really valiant.....waitin for d result.....
 
joke:

The Danger Of Typos

 

The Scientist

An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall. 

The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe that horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?" 

Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!" 


quote:
All thinking men are atheists
ernest hemingway 


 

 


random....

hi guys....
i hav finally joined PT test series,was thinking of joining a reputed test series from quite a tym.....
was a bit confused whether to join TIME,PT or CL.......went to all 3 of dem and found dat pt suits me best(mayb as i was its regular student last year).....d reasons for it are,
a)PT offers 10 online invigilated tests while TIME offers only 7.....pt offers 10 uninvigilated online tests while TIME offers only 6....and apart from dis online stuff PT is also ahead in no. of offline tests to b conducted....
b)d environment in PT for d online tests is wonderful while in TIME it is ordinary....
c)pt provides me a sense of security as last year i dint study much but gave each and every mock cat(which i think was d main reason for improvement in moi performance).....and i got 91%ile(which is not bad if u hadnt studied much)...
and last of all,PT provides dis test series to me at half of its cost(as i m an ex pt-ite).....Rs.2250 to b precise,while in TIME d basic test series costs Rs. 2750 and enhanced 1 costs Rs. 4850....so economical 2.....
also i was earlier giving preference to TIME as its test series is taken by d most no. of students all ova d country(40000 arnd),but den i realised dat last year around 30000-35000 students wrote PT's test series....which isnt bad....
but as usual i m late to join d test series....i hav missed 4 of d 10 online tests..... 
jyada ho gaya.....
we frnds r planning to go to pink pearl or a place lyk it frm d last 10 odd days....but d plans arent workin....now we r really determined for tom.....hope it gets workin....
yaar bhangarh ki trip to batana bhool hi gaya....few days ago we went to bhangarh(wen it was raining).....yaar i dint find it horrifying or ghostly at all.....it is an awesum place to go out for a picnic(wid family 2)....i really likd it a lot....and who says it gets closed at 6.....we came out at arnd 6:30 and at dat tym also 100 odd people were inside,also,no 1 was dere to rush dem out....
but i spoiled moi brand new shirt on d way..... .actually d bike on which i was sitting(backseat)....dint had  a mudguard to stop d dirt which was jumping out of d road.....moi t-shirt got begrimed frm d back and such was d impact dat d dirt is sticked to it even after being washed for 2 times....
now moi head is paining....i need to take moi dinner now.... 
yaar kabhi to comment de diya karo.....yaaron...!!!!



joke:

Elephant

A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an elephant, in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him. The elephant then continues on its way. "I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember me?" the man muses to himself. 

It is a few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the States. He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost like it KNOWS him. The man wonders, "Could this be that elephant I helped so long ago?" He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving him the stare down, the man moves in closer, getting right up in front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to cross the elephant's face. It reaches down... picks the man up carefully with its trunk... lifts him high in the air... THROWS HIM, CRASHING TO THE GROUND AND STOMPS HIM TO NEAR DEATH! 

...Turns out it wasn't THAT elephant. 


quote:
We have to pursue this subject of fun very seriously if we want to stay competitive in the twenty-first century 


as he was....

 hey guys.....
decided to write dis bcoz of d big smile on moi dad's face.....
yesterday moi cousin called and he said dat he has scored 76% marks in b.tech 3rd sem.....moi dad was almost in tears but resisted himself to change dat expression into a big smile....
so wat was so special in dat 76%.....dat guy is vey intelligent,he scored 92% in 12th boards(raj board).....his aggregate in engg was around dis much only til now....
d thing is dat he lost his father just 2 months ago.....moi dad's younger brother(althogh cousin but not less dan real in any sense)(moi chacha)....he died of an accident....
it count it as d worst and d most tragic moment of moi lyf til now.....i cant describe u how it felt at dat tym......
it was 3rd june...a normal bright sunny day....moi dad had gone to office,me and moi sis were watching tv and moi mother was busy in kitchen....(we came home just d prev night after all d post cremation works of moi grandpa).....a call came and everythin changed....we were left standstill.....i was into tears.....moi dad came from office and we left for bharatpur immediately....
d picture dere was absolutely catastrophic....moi chacha was a well known person in bharatpur......around 200 people were standing outside d place and all were weeping.....his body was lyin ova dere covered wid a white cloth but it was half red due to blood percolating out of it...
wen moi dad entered every1 lost control.....d weeping turned clamorous...it was d first tym in moi lyf i saw moi dad cryin and wen he came out and lifted d cloth to c d face of moi chacha he got bursted into tears....i was left standstill.....first tym in moi whole lyf i felt helpless....
d thing which was making me cry was moi cousin's face....he was sitting clueless of everythin....
i dint shed a tear wen moi grandpa died(just 15 days before dis incident)....neither i saw moi dad weepin(mayb as i wasnt present at d tym of his cremation),also as he died a natural death.....but dis made me mourning....
u know wat,just 2 days ago me and moi chacha watched d movie "chori-2 chupke-2" together,also he came to drop us to station....
just 1 month before only moi sister got married(his daughter).....
he was a true genius,very helpful,always cheerful,a person who never gives up to anythin.....d best thing abt him was dat he always used to smile even if he was in d biggest of problems.....and his biggest weakness was dat he never said NO to any person for a work..
i dont want to get into all dat as it would disturb me,also i dont hav d courage to speak abt it again...
d lad i was talkin abt in d beginning is really strong.....he is so responsible.....i remember wen we were kids i used to b d studious types and he was d naughty one and now its vice-versa.... 
he knows exactly wat is d condition of his family and behaves in d best possble manner....i m sure he wil achieve a lot in his lyf.....
it would b moi pleaure if i could help him in anythin required.....may d almighty give him d courage and blessings to achieve everythin he wants to.....


quote:
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
h.h munro

BJP.....a mess

it seems to me dat BJP and d people related to it arent in a mood to take lesson from deir general elections defeat......
after d loksabha defeat dey were playin d blame game and now d recent 1-jaswant singh issue.....
i just saw in d news dat he has been thrown out of d party(sorry if i m being harsh)....wat was his mistake???
he said in his book dat JINNAH was a secularist and dint wanted d division of INDIA while it was NEHRU who was responsible for dis division.....now wat was wrong in it.....its his personal opinion and in a democratic country lyk ours it shud b given respect or rather b accepted....
d problem wid bjp is dat it is still not leaving its hindutva raag....so every person who takes favor of sum muslim leader or a pakistani is a enemy of dem(even if he is its frontline leader).....i tell u for a fact dat BJP had only 1 muslim candidate in d general elections(correct me if i m wrong)....
and i tel u wat d main reason behind dis must b RSS,which is still not letting bjp get secular......
i really dont understand d problem wid bjp,dey potray sum1 as d future head of d party who is responsible for d worst genocide in d country since its formation....dey potray sum1 who says "i'll cut d hands of every muslim" as 1 of deir future frontline leader,d voice of d youth....
does d youth of d country thinks in dat way......i guess no.....
d main reason behind bjp having dis ideology is deir bigotry thinking and d otha main reason which seems to me is dat dey fear dat if dey move away from dis ideology dey wil loose deir hindu vote bank(which is d only hope for dem in our country) plus deir backbone the RSS...
i dont personally think dat dey can come in power ever again if dey hold on to dis strategy or rather ideology.....
dont dey c dat just to amuse sum people dey r removing deir so called HANUMAN.....
last of all,y dint BJP remove advani wen he passed such a comment 4-5 yrs back....y double standards...
now,y do u think dat jaswant singh said dis in his book?????
it is just a publicity gimic......it might not b even his personal opinion,its just to bring his book into limelight.....i dont understand y such esteemed personalities try dis.....aint it visible to us.....i c it as related to dose reality shows which plan fights between its contestents just to bring d show in limelight....
i m drifting away from d topic i think....dis topic shud b given a full blog......
mera halchaal:
feeling quite relaxed as got rid of d problems wid a gr8 frnd of mine.....not d 1 whom i talked abt 2-3 blogs ago....
i hope everythin wil b back to normal now....



joke:
Ways To Stay Stressed Part III
DISCARD GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS. Schedule in more activities every day than you can possibly get done and then worry about it all whenever you get a chance. 

PROCRASTINATE. Putting things off to the last second always produces a marvelous amount of stress. 

WORRY ABOUT THINGS YOU CAN'T CONTROL. Worry about the stock market, earthquakes, the approaching Ice Age, you know, all the big issues. 

BECOME NOT ONLY A PERFECTIONIST BUT SET IMPOSSIBLY HIGH STANDARDS......and either beat yourself up, or feel guilty, depressed, discouraged, and/or inadequate when you don't meet them. 

THROW OUT YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Staying stressed is no laughing matter, and it shouldn't be treated as one.





plagiarism.....

hey guys.....
today i hav opted to write about PLAGIARISM.....
so wat is PLAGIARISM????
PLAGIARISM can b defined as

"the unauthorized use or close imitation of the language and thoughts of another author and the representation of them as one's own original work."
or rather,a theft of sum1 else's work,whether language,any art or music.....
i'll give u an example.....anu malik and pritam r often subjected to criticism on charges of plagiarism......it is often said dat d tune dey claim,is composed by dem,is a copy of sum hollywood song....
i dont agree completely.....
now consider dis......suppose i got an idea of earning money,i m describing it to a frnd of mine and he says dat he heard d same idea frm sum otha person sumtym ago....wil he call me a plagiarist?????
i guess NO....
okk lets consider sum otha example more relevant and close....
i m writin on dis topic....sum1 might argue dat already many people hav written on dis topic...so u r plagiarising....even worse,sum1 might argue dat almost d same language was used by dat person....so m i plagiarising??
i guess NO...
y cant it b dat 2 or more people get d same thing,idea or tune in deir mind....
it is true dat graham bell invented telephone,but it might also b true dat 1000 persons had dat idea in deir mind...
i amnt saying dat pritam and anu malik dont plagiarise.....but sumtymes it can b deir own creation also.....
now u must b thinking dat y m i in favor of dese bloody thiefs.....guys i amnt in favor of dem.....
i just wanted to bring forward another aspect of it........
sum months ago i was reading an article in d newspaper which said d chancellor of rajasthan university used a poem(or sumthin lyk dat),which was created and owned by an english poet....
it is a sheer example of plagiarism(or not).....dese types of things shud b subjested to legal action.....
it is just moi personal opinion abt plagiarism....i can b wrong also....
u r all invited for comments.....
guys i m thinkin of attaching a CAT related content everyday......wat say????


joke:
Ways To Stay Stressed Part II
GET RID OF YOUR SOCIAL SUPPORT SYSTEM. Let the few friends who are willing to tolerate you know that concern yourself with friendships only if you have time, and you never have time. If a few people persist in trying to be your friend, avoid them. 

PERSONALIZE ALL CRITICISM. Anyone who criticizes any aspect of your work, family, dog, house, or car is mounting a personal attack. Don't take time to listen, be offended, then return the attack! 

MALES AND FEMALES ALIKE - BE MACHO. Never ever ask for help, and if you want it done right, do it yourself! 

BECOME A WORKAHOLIC. Put work before everything else, and be sure to take work home evenings and weekends. Keep reminding yourself that vacations are for sissies. 

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quote:
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
wilson mizner




how is ur mood today.....????

hey guys......
10 minutes ago i thot i would start by writin "feelin quite elated".......but now i wud say....
i m feelin very upset.....so wat went wrong in just 10 minutes or rather y is it dat our mood takes a swing more dan often.....
today d reason is dat i got to know dat one of moi betta frnds who has now shifted to sum otha place is at home right now......so 1st i called on her cell....it was switched off.....den i tried her jaipur no.....it was also switched off.....den at last i tried her landline no...fortunately,she picked d phone....she asked who is on d line,i replied and she disconnected.....
i knew dat she has put down d phone,but just to erase d hope dat d phone has got disconnected bcoz of sum otha reason,i tried again....she didnt pick d phone dis tym.....
wat do u think was d reason?????
d reason which seems to me is dat she isnt interested in talkin to me(or sumthin else?????).....
aint it a valid reason to feel upset........
a few days ago only we talked and she said dat she hasnt got any grudges against me.......so wat happened now????
aint it a valid reason to feel upset.......
u know wat,i fell on d road from moi vehicle just 15 odd min ago....i got 2-3 bruises which werent paining as i was excited to know dat she is in d town and was quite desperate to talk to her...but now dey r hurting....
aint it a valid reason to feel upset......
d last tym we talked she didnt had much tym so we didnt discussed d issues between us.....she said den dat next tym surely all d issues remaining between us(if any) wil b talked about and now she isnt attending moi cal...
aint it a valid reason to feel upset.....
and den people say dat u shud b happy all d tym....is it really possible???? 
sorry if i overexpressed......but seriously yaar kya-2 socha tha.....
so wat now...2 peg to come out of it....and
i wudnt lose hope.....wil try sum otha tym....as i m d person who is responsible for creating such a situation..... 
i had many topics in moi mind to write abt but......sum otha tym....
joke and quote follow.....



joke:
Ways To Stay Stressed
Are you worried now about how to stay stressed? You'll have no trouble if you practice the following clinically proven methods: 

NEVER EXERCISE. Exercise wastes a lot of time that could be spent worrying. 

EAT ANYTHING YOU WANT. Hey, if cigarette smoke can't cleanse your system, a balanced diet isn't likely to. 

GAIN WEIGHT. Work hard at staying at least 25 pounds over your recommended weight. 

TAKE PLENTY OF STIMULANTS. The old standards of caffeine, nicotine, sugar, and cola will continue to do the job just fine. 

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quote:
I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in gettingupset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.
mickey rivers